But I decided to shower instead. Which was all find and good because I needed to shave the arm pits according to my twitter friend who reminded me.
Which was all fine and good except I found a tick stuck on my cheek.
No…not that one.
The other one.
Yeah. I know.
It freaked me out too.
So now I will be up all night long running to the bathroom, stripping off my clothes and standing in front of the mirror scanning for ticks that I will swear I just felt crawling all over me but are now nowhere to be found.
We have been through this before. Many times. We live in the woods.
Also, I suddenly have an extraordinary wave of exhaustion sweeping over me which probably means that my ass kissing tick was some sort of rare exotic superhero tick with mutant supertickpowers and I already have a rare case of mutant lyme disease.
Or maybe I have the swine flu?
Or I might just be dehydrated and tired from trying to read the campus map this morning while Aaron drove me around looking for the buildings I will need to find on Monday.
I really can’t read maps. Even when I hold them upright.
So tonight I am not going to blog. Sorry.
~Mutant Tick Infested Grasshoppa
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Aw Daune!
I’d be peeking in the mirror all evening too!
This was fascinating for a non-blog-post! Even made me giggle a time or two!
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I would live in front of a mirror for the next 72 hours *shivers*
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Okay, ticks freak me out. Hate ‘em!
So excited for you.
Good luck on Monday girl.
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Hate any kind of bugs but especially ticks, roaches, flies and mosquitoes!!
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As it turned out, I only did 3 strip searches. Not too bad, I’d say
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I tried, but then I was hallucinating ticks all over the mirror. It gets tricky.
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. Can you meet me in the parking lot and carry my books?
I’m skeeeered.
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WHAT ELSE IS THERE, dork???!!
I mean buttercup
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eeeewwwwww!
I hate rare exotic superhero ticks with mutant supertickpowers. ew!
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